BREAKING NEWS: being human is overrated. Why be human when you can be this trophy? Here are 10+ things BTS has kissed that are not us. (Consider this your “try not to be jealous” challenge!)

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1. In my next life, I want to be this wine bottle.

Jungkook smooched the neck of this wine bottle during his live stream. The wine sold out afterward, but are we surprised?

2. The cherry that destroyed us

While shooting an ad for Samsungkissed this cherry, and fans went feral on Twitter.

3. The luckiest piano in the world

Suga stans haven’t been the same since he kissed this piano for a photoshoot. (If you need me, I’ll be at the nearest music store, sobbing my human form away.)

4. The trophy that won its own prize

What was that prize? A kiss from Jin! Jin locked lips with BTS’s trophy from the Golden Disc Awards…

…but his members didn’t give him the reaction he wanted! (They cringed before they clapped.)

5. Jimin’s phone

When Jimin asked J-Hope to send ARMY love, J-Hope said, “I love you” in English and smooched the phone’s screen. Are we jealous? Just a little.

6. Also, this phone

At BTS’s Love Yourself: Speak Yourself concert in Shizuoka, V brought this phone on stage to film all the members. At one point, Jungkook went in for a kiss…

…and fans captured the moment in these photos!

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Jungkook and V

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7. When RM imitated Jin’s “Blood, Sweat & Tears” scene

The only thing better than this re-enacted statue kiss…

…is V and Jin’s reaction to it!

8. An angel kissing an angel

Here’s the original “Blood, Sweat & Tears” MV kiss. Fun fact: Jin once offered to auction off this statue.

9. V’s microphone

A mic kiss and an “I love you”? Excuse me while I melt.

10. This trophy

On M Countdown, this lucky trophy scored a kiss from Jin and Jimin. Could his smile be any cuter?

11. The Elsa doll from our nightmares

On After School Club, Suga seduced a stuffed doll with a photo of Frozen‘s Elsa on it. Eric Nam, the voice of the doll, playfully responded with, “Your lips are really wet.” “Sorry,” Suga said, laughing.